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the big headed motor mechanic, and the cardiologist.

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A motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW MK 3 when he spotted a well renowned cardiologist in his garage.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car, when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this ?" The cardiologist , a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on a car.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked ,

"So Doc, look at this engine!!, i opened its heart!!, took the valves out!!, repaired or replaced anything damaged!!, and then put everything back in, and when i finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that i make £25,000 a year, and you make £1.7 million, when you and i are basically doing the same work!! ? "

the cardiologist paused , leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

" TRY DOING IT WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING " :D

regards jimmy xxx :D

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Clever :)

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thanks Xris, :D

best regards jimmy xxx:)

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i_am_iamnins_nin

Hee hee :D good one Jimmy. :)

Nin x

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jimmyw123 in reply toi_am_iamnins_nin

thanks nin,,

have a grest time jimmy xxx :)

:) very true :d x

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jimmyw123 in reply to

thanks cough,:D hope the tooth is all sorted out now,,,and you get the gap sorted :D :D

best regards cough,, jimmy xx:)

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dall05

Yes jimmy but they bury their mistakes, ours keep coming back until there fixed. :) . Ok yes I was a motor mechanic for 35 years Ha Ha. But I do get your point :)

Good to see you fit and posting again and also from experience I'm pretty pleased I was kept running while they fixed me 4 years ago.

Tony

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jimmyw123 in reply todall05

hi tony, yes :D i'm glad for your sake, they kept you running ? :D while they fixed you lol

jimmy :)

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longlungs

Very good Jimmy enjoyed that aint that the truth. :) Janexx

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jimmyw123 in reply tolonglungs

typical isn't it :D

all the best jane love jimmy xxx:)

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johnwr

Gynecologists have to do it through the exhaust pipe

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jimmyw123 in reply tojohnwr

:D :D that was better than my joke :D its often funny when you see the posts :D

all the very best johnwr jimmy :)

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Jolyn in reply tojohnwr

Giggling...lol

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jimmyw123 in reply toJolyn

:D :D so am i jolyn lol jimmy xxx :)

Ha ha good un Jimmy,enjoyed that xxx

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hi wendells, i hope your well,:)

lots of kind thoughts,, jimmy xxx :)

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bulpit

Wonderful Jimmy, Keep them coming, Have a god day, Bulpit

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bulpit

Sorry Jimmy, ment good day not sure what a God day would be like.Bulpit

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jimmyw123 in reply tobulpit

hi Bulpit, :D have a god :D day yourself lol :D [i've done that many times :D myself lol ] jimmy :)

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bikergrove

Brilliant Jimmy x

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jimmyw123 in reply tobikergrove

thanks biker,

have a great time jimmy xxx :)

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mustcarryon

That's a good one jimmy

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jimmyw123 in reply tomustcarryon

thanks m.c.o. enjoy lol :) jimmy :)

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Softwabbit

Loved it lol xxx

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Jolyn

Oh brilliant...clapping my hands. My son's a mechanic, I can't wait to tell him this one....lol

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jimmyw123 in reply toJolyn

hi jolyn ha ha, don't tell him it was me who told you it,, he,ll be bigger than me lol :D :D

jimmy xxx :) all the very best jolyn

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Jolyn in reply tojimmyw123

Lol...yes, he's 6' 3" lol...but he's a big old softy. lol

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jimmyw123 in reply toJolyn

6 ft three , just hope he is a big softy :D lol , hes a big lad though jolyn jimmy xx :)

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Jolyn in reply tojimmyw123

He loved it....laughed his socks off....lol

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emmo

Oh I love this one.

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jimmyw123 in reply toemmo

thanks emmo, all the best jimmy :)

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Nikkers

Great one Jimmy, I'll certainly be passing that one on. XX

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jimmyw123 in reply toNikkers

hi nikks , i meant to say it was an irish mechanic!! :D :D

take care now and have a great time love jimmy :D xxxx :)

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Nikkers in reply tojimmyw123

You cheeky thing Jimmy, you'll be having the PC brigade after you! Lol

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jimmyw123 in reply toNikkers

ha ha ha :D i knew that would make you smile nikks :D . ,, lots of caring thoughts jimmy xx :)

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O2Trees

Good one Jimmy :D

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jimmyw123 in reply toO2Trees

thank you 02, have a great time jimmy :)

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CELAT06

Fab one, Jimmy. So glad to see you back and posting your brilliant jokes again. You had us all worried a bit there. Keep on keepIng on.

Much love.

Christine. XXX

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jimmyw123 in reply toCELAT06

hi christine i thought you said i'm glad to see the" back of you lol :D :D "

im keeping a wee bitty better now, hope your the same :) have a great time, lots of love jimmy xxx :)

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CELAT06

Oh Jimmy, as if, good to see you back on form, keep em coming.

XXXXXXXX

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jimmyw123 in reply toCELAT06

:D :D thanks celat,, jimmy xxx :)

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undine

very good thank you xx

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thank you undine , kindest regards jimmy xxx :)

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