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A Final Joke of the Day from me....

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Hope you all enjoy the following joke. lol

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hugs from Huggs xxxx :)

ps You will need to click on the picture when it appears, to be able to read it. xxx

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Sounds like a real comedian, gave me a titter thanks Huggs x

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huggsโ€ข in reply tokatieoxo60

Hi Katie,

Glad it gave you a laugh. I think its a good one, but looks like you are the only one to get a laugh from it. It had me giggling anyway. :) :)

Take care,

hugs from Huggs :p xxxxxx :d

Sorry Katie, practising my smilies lol

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katieoxo60โ€ข in reply tohuggs

Huggs your better at it than me I don't even know how to put emoticons on a post. Can manage them on emails but not forum pages. Have a good day , been busy myself getting ready for a short break on Monday. xxx

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huggsโ€ข in reply tokatieoxo60

Hi Katie,

I just knew a couple before, but now have 6! I will give them to you. They all involve a colon, then a space and then a letter or whatever it is. If you forget how to do a smilie just hover your mouse over it, and it will show you what to do. Here goes, and hope I am explaining it right.

: ) smile : ( sad face : d cheesy grin : p sticking tongue out : o look of surprise

: x red face.

I have written the relevant letters or bracket next to each smilie, but they probably will not show up, but hover your mouse over them, and they will tell you.

Good luck, that is all the ones I know,

hugs from Huggs xxxx : ) : d

Whoops I think I did that wrong. Maybe there shouldn't be a space between the colon and the letter. :) :( :p :d :o :x

Hi again Katie, right, no spaces between the colon and letter, and hover over smilie to find out what they are. If I can do it, anybody can. lol I have written them down until I remember them.

Enjoy your break :) :)

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katieoxo60โ€ข in reply tohuggs

Thanks for that Huggs :) well huggs I ended up with a saved file with a smiley face in it have to try it again some other time xxx

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katieoxo60โ€ข in reply tokatieoxo60

It worked I see nowxx

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huggsโ€ข in reply tokatieoxo60

Hi Katie , It worked.!!! Its so easy, but you don't need to save them in a file? Just write down the 6 that I have given you in a notebook or a stick it note or something, and you will soon get it. If you are doing two or more smilies next to each other then you need to leave a space between each one. Just keep practising, its really easy. That is the only ones I know so far. :p :d

hugs from Huggs :) :) xxxxx

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katieoxo60โ€ข in reply tohuggs

Thanks have a good weekendxx

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huggsโ€ข in reply tokatieoxo60

Thanks Katie,

Same to you, and hope you enjoy your break and going somewhere nice.

I hope I haven't confused you with the smilies, as there is no space needed between the colon and the letter.

Take care, :) :)

hugs from Huggs xx :p

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redted

Loved it something I think we would all like to do for a laugh.

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huggsโ€ข in reply toredted

Hi redted,

I think its hilarious, and it does put ideas into your head, and maybe think of trying to do something similar. I must make sure jimmy sees this, as I think he would be up for it. lol :d

What about you red? Maybe you could have a word with Jimmy as well, he won't need a lot of convincing, he is always wanting a good laugh. :) :p

Practising my smilies. lol

Need to write them down, as I forget.

hugs from Huggs xxx :) :)

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redtedโ€ข in reply tohuggs

Dare we mention it,we don't want him locked up Lol

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huggsโ€ข in reply toredted

Oh no, we certainly do not want that, but Jimmy could charm the birds from the trees! lol I wonder what stores he has near him.........? hmmmm.....ha ha

They would let him off with it, and probably end up giving him goodies! I am sure he would enjoy the fantasy of doing it though. :) :d :d

I will try and make sure he sees the joke anyway, as he will enjoy reading that, and might spark off his own ideas. :)

hugs from Huggs xxxx :p

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redtedโ€ข in reply tohuggs

I think it will be a case of " watch this space". Lol

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huggsโ€ข in reply toredted

Hi Red,

I think so! :p :p lol

hugs from Huggs xxx :)

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Hi Huggs

I like the sound of Mr Green. He does everything I would like to do if only I had the nerve. It gave me a good laugh. Thanks.

Regards

Mandy

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Hi Mandy,

Yes, we all think a bit like that at times. If only........................... Go on, I dare you. lol I am sure HU wouldn't mind bailing you out. :d :)

It is funny, pleased you liked it. :)

hugs from Huggs xxx )

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jimmyw123

:D :D just noticed this huggs,, i think i,ll try them all :D ,, especially the last one :D ha ha ha great huggs,, ,, hugs for huggs from jimmy xxx :D

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huggsโ€ข in reply tojimmyw123

Hi jimmy, ;)

I knew you would be up for it.!!!!! (See further up this thread). Now what stores have you got near you that you can invade. :p :p

Hope you are feeling a bit better today, if not maybe the doc can some and see you tomorrow? No point in suffering if you can be helped. Its a right shame Jimmy:)

I think this joke was written with you in mind. lol :d

lots of hugs and xxxx

from your cheeky pal Huggs ;) :p xx

ps As you can see, my tongue is hanging out at the thought of you doing these things. :)

In case you get arrested HU will bail you out. ha ha ha ;)

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jimmyw123โ€ข in reply tohuggs

i am tired tonight,huggs, but not much sleep last night, :) up at 4am, waited on carer at 7,30,, no carer!! went back to bed at 9, someone at door at 10 ,, it just went on like that,,,,then carer came 12. 30. apologised.. then chap came with scooter etc etc. far too much for me,,, its hard to keep 5 folks happy when you cant breath!!! although they all meant well, i don't think they realize how hard it is,,,[usually i never see anyone for a week or so]

i've got bags under my eyes bigger than sainsburys bags :D i'm still not right really though :D [no,, don't answer that :D please :D ] but you know what i mean.:)

anyway :D ,, i've now marked the stores off,, asdas first :D then sainsburys next,,,and then,,, wait for it :D !!!! ,,now got a mobility scooter,,,so will go through your ten,, then demolish the stores with my driving :D :D [ill make it eleven :D ]

its always been my ambition :D to find one of these carefully stacked up piles in these shops,,, :D then drive right through it,, by mistake of course ? :D ,,,,,,, do you think H.U will bail me out :D [they might pay,, to keep me in :D lol ]

kindest thoughts huggs ,, :) jimmy xxx

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huggsโ€ข in reply tojimmyw123

Hi jimmy, :d

Sorry you are so tired tonight jimmy, :( but I do know how you feel, as I was still awake at 6.10 this morning and then I must have dropped off until around 8.30 when Felix woke me up needing fed.

I was just about to put lappy to be when I saw your reply.:p

That's not right about your carer not turning up until hours later, that's not really acceptable at all. I hope they aren't mucking you around, and if it happens again you might want to have a word with his boss or something, at least they could have phoned you to say what was happening. They are being paid to keep an eye on you and come at times when you need them, not when it suits them!! Rant over. :d If you are not right jimmy,, please call the doctor for a home visit. I mean you need to keep your strength up for all the stores you are going to go mad in. lol lol

You make up a plan, and tell me when you are doing it, and I will watch the live news channels to see the chase and what happens. ha ha ;) :p

You have an early night now, just like me, as I am now needing matchsticks to keep my eyes open. :)

Sleep tight, and remember to call the doc if you need to.

hugs from Huggs xxx :p :p

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jimmyw123โ€ข in reply tohuggs

ah :) ,, same to you huggs, :( but the old tiredness does beat you,,,,

your right about the carer,, we'll see what happens tomorrow morning,,

i need to be fit , then get in training,,,, for my shopping trip :D

hugs back huggs,, jimmy xxx

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