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Honey Please.

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Barry returned from the doctors visit one day and told his wife the doctor had said he had only 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again and said . " Honey now I only have 18 hours left to live maybe we could make love again ? Carolyn agreed

and again they made love. Later Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours left .He touched Carolyn,s shoulder and said " Honey Please before I die .'

She agreed, then rolled over and went to sleep. Barry, heard the clock ticking in his head , and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. he woke Carolyn and said " Honey " She turned and said "Barry I have to get up in the morning you dont " !!!

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eightyplus

What a naughty wife . . . . . absolutely loved it.

Allan.

holding my sides laughing lollollollol

Funny :) :). X Sonia x

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jimmyw123

:D cracker ,, ha ha,,jimmy

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Towse1950

To the point!

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Plumbob

Ha Ha

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Colours23

Brilliant,just what I needed!

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James48

Brill!! ha ha ha ha!! :)

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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