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Things you wish you could say at work.!

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1. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

2. Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce!

4. How about never. Is never good for you?

5. I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

6. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

7. I don't work here, I'm a Consultant.

8. I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

9. Your ideas sound reasonable. Time to increase my medication.

10.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.!

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there all good hugs, cant pick which 1 really without laffin, nice 1,xxx

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I am so pleased that you have had a good laugh. Its impossible to pick a favourite I think. I can't choose between 3, 5, 8 and 9. Take care hugs xx

Love them! 1,4,6,for me! xxxx

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Suzy6

Hi huggs 1,6 and 8. If I only dare.!!

6 and 10 for me. Brilliant!

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Oh I love this. It's exactly my style of humour. Brilliant

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Hi Mummywummy, I love this type of humour too. I tried to memorise a few so I could use them if necessary. So far I haven't dared, but they are the type of things we would like to say to somebody at some time or another. Ooh, just imagine their faces! hugs xx

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