1. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
2. Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce!
4. How about never. Is never good for you?
5. I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
7. I don't work here, I'm a Consultant.
8. I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Your ideas sound reasonable. Time to increase my medication.
10.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.!