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Students in an advanced Biology course were taking an exam. The last question was," name 7 advantages of mothers milk."

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This final question was worth 70 points and all seven parts had to be answered correctly or 70 points would be lost and they would fail the exam.

One student in particular was hard pushed to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

(1) It is a perfect formula for the child.

(2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

(3) It is always at the right temperature.

(4) It is inexpensive.

(5) It creates bonding between mother and child.

(6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student got stuck. What was the 7th advantage? In desperation he wrote:

(7) It comes in two attractive containers......and the cat can't get to it.

He got an A

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Hahaha. x

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huggs in reply tocasper99

Glad you found it funny! Heard it before, but its still funny second time around.

How gorgeous,he wasn't wrong was he? Lol! xxx

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The boy was incredibly accurate, I agree! lol xxx

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Hi huggs, made my day.

Dave from the LoS.

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huggs in reply toyorkie70

HI Yorkie, I'm glad I've made somebodies day! Glad you liked it. hugs xx

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undine

very good thank you x

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huggs in reply toundine

So pleased that you had a laugh undine. hugs xx

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Claudine

Brilliant - thanks for that. I've passed it round at home too!

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huggs in reply toClaudine

good! The more the merrier! glad you enjoyed it. hugs xx

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helingmic

That's so ingenious!!! Love it!

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huggs

Thought you might Mick! hugs xxx Pleased you enjoyed it.!!

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