I have just been fired from my job with the 999 Emergency Call Centre.
A guy phoned and said, " I'm depressed and lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come, so that I can finally meet God."
APPARENTLY
"Remain calm and stay on the line," was the wrong response!
Hee hee - so funny - you really had me going there. I initially though oh no poor hugs. cx
Glad you enjoyed it. Its good to have a bit of a giggle.! xx
You had me going there for a minute huggs! Brilliant xxxx
At first I thought you were for real and feeling sorry for you. I fell about when I read the rest, couldn't stop laughing.
i was totally taken in then ha ha nice 1 xx
I was taken in to. I was about to say they can't just sack you ! Well done ! 
Good one huggs Ha Ha
oh dear ypou caughht me out ther huggs l.o.l
oh dear huggs you caught me out there hehe
A bit scary to tell you the truth!
Hi helinmic, sorry you did not like my joke. I did think twice about posting it, but decided to do so as I thought people would realise it was a joke. Sorry if I offended you as there was absolutely no offence intended whatsoever. In fact, in a couple of my other jokes there was swearing in them and I changed the language so as not to cause offence. Keep well, hugs xxx
Huggs, I'm not offended by any means, I just thought of the situation and found it scary! My visualisation was very strong! Keep them coming!
The next one, I might copy it and share it with a friend
Hi Mic, (is it ok if I call you that, if not then let me know), I am so relieved that you were not offended. I have got very strong visualisation myself, and get emotional very easily when someone tells me something or something terrible happens, so I know where you are coming from.
you know you mentioned a couple of weeks ago about me living on an island and that a good novel might come out of it. I have a suggestion for you. Why don't you start to write a short story and I can supply you with the island mentality (because there is definitely one), and all the sort of stuff that goes on. A lot of it is very funny! There you go, a new career heading your way, or a hobby at least. When there are days you can't get out much it would give you something to do. Keep well and take care. hugs and xxx
What a splendid idea: Kidnapped on the secret island!
Glad you like the idea! Lots of hiding places, country people, farms, boats, posh houses, castle and ruined churches. Lots of people living on their own and lots of animals. Loads of eccentrics (loveable ones), and the weather can literally change from minute to minute. Actually, (this is not a joke), several years ago a man disappeared and neither he nor his car have ever been recovered. Its very sad. I'll have your brain cells overworking in no time! hugs xxx
so naughty but nice please keep them coming, as we will xx
This is probably the only place that joke is appropriate,thanks for the laugh buddy.D.
very good thanks x
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