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Flight Announcement ...

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising

altitude the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from

London Heathrow to New York.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful

flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"

Silence followed.

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies

and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you,

a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should

see the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, an Irate passenger yelled.......

"For f!!!ksake....you should see the "BACK OF MINE !!!! "

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longlungs

Very good Justsandra really made me laugh.Oh yes I get that me to! :p Janexx

Nice one LOL. Berwick

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misslolapots123

First laugh of the day Lola

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Mavary

Hi Sandra. Loved your joke. X

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needtobreathe

lol

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Barrymore

Good joke - could in all probabilities be true.,,

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helingmic

I read this before, but it helps to hear it again, to smile again. I like to smile again and again and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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