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Bob was sat on a high stool at the bar celebrating his windfall at the bookies.

After several hours he decides to go home. He dismounts the stool and falls flat on his face.

He crawls across the floor to a pillar and pulls himself up thinking I’ll take a deep breath and walk to the door nobody will notice.

A deep breath, a release of the pillar, and he’s flat on the floor and has no option to crawl to the door and up the door frame.

He looks across the street to his house. A deep breath and a release of the door frame sees him flat on his face on the pavement, so whilst down there he proceeds to crawl across the road and to his front door.

He pulls himself up the door frame fumbles for the keys and as soon as the door opens he falls flat on his face again, so he decides to just crawl upstairs and crawl into bed.

The next morning he woke with a bouncing head, and his wife stood beside him with a glass of water and some headache pills.

WELL YOU WERE IN A RIGHT OLD STATE LAST NIGHT WEREN'T YOU!! –she says

Sorry dear did I disturb you? NO- she replied

Did I leave the front door open? NO-she replied

Was I sick? NO- she replied

Did I soil the bed? NO - she replied

Did I try and get fruity then? NO - she replied

Well If I didn't disturb you how come you know I was drunk??

YOU LEFT YOUR WHEEL CHAIR AT THE PUB!!!!!

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butter-fly

Another good one Plumbob! Ha Ha.

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Puffthemagicdragon

Oops. I didn't expect that ending ! :)

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junespoon

Good one!!

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Mavary

Brilliant.

Great Bob. Good twist at the end!! Love Wendells xxx

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mustcarryon

Another brilliant one

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needtobreathe

Plumbob that was priceless ha ha.

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hufferpuffer

Haha that's very good! :D xxx

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