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The older we get,

the fewer things

seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people

try to turn back their odometers.

Not me!

I want people to know why

I look this way.

I've traveled a long way

and some of the roads weren't paved.

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One of the many things

no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change

from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful,

but being old is comfortable.

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First you forget names,

then you forget faces.

Then you forget to pull up your zipper...

it's worse when

you forget to pull it down.

Bobby xxx

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Bobbie......

Lovely

True, funny and happy/sad

btw

can knickers be substituted for zipper .... in the interests of girls get old too!

Beth

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I don't see a problem there Beth, even though girls usually knock 15 years off their ages. Just remember to pull them up again, you might trip

Bobby xx

Agree with Ripley - old age can be a mix of things but one is for sure, going through the wealth of memories and photos.

Seeing as I haven't got there yet, don't know anything about old age but they were funny! :D :) :P

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Darling, don't tell porkies on my post. I know how old you are! lol

Bobby xxxx

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And? Age is a number in my head I'm young :P :P :P

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That's very true & make the best of what you got .

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Very good! Sadie xx

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What is this being 'OLD' thing?

KOTC

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Boo :) xx

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Oh! did you get early release for good behaviour or have been being nice to the governor again. Giving him loads of choccy, Nice to see you around Scrobby.

Bobby xxxx

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Back at ya Bobby :) xx

Oh, I'm far too young to know anything about old age .... LOL :)

Thanks Bobby :)

Sandra x x x

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My doctor told me only last week we are not considered old until the age of 75 and i am only 71 so there love from Dorothy xx

I feel 18 inside (a jaded 18 but there you go). Always get a shock when I look in the mirror and see this overweight middle aged woman. I suffer from the reverse to anorexia! I always think I am thinner than I am :d

Bev x

Ha Ha, Bobby, thank you for sharing your old age experience :) Judy x

I'll stick with Newlands post,still got a few years yet!! xxx

I went over the hill a long time ago and cannot be bothered to climb back up, so I'll just sit here in my wrinkles. xxxx

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hI BOBBY HOPE YOU ARE OK YOU WASNT TOO WELL HOPE YOU HAVENT GONE FROM THE SITE . TAKE CARE LOVE DOROTHY XX

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