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SCOTCH............One to tell the kids.

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.....................................................Scotch?

On the first day of school the children brought gifts for the teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit

The florists son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The sweet shop owners daughter gave her a pretty box of sweets.

Then the wine shop owners son brought up a big heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit...

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

''Is it wine ?'' she guessed

''No'' the little boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked ''Champagne?''

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''NO said the little boy......................''It's a puppy.''

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Puffthemagicdragon

Oops ! :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon

Tasty joke

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wellman2

Good one, just imagine the look on her face.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to wellman2

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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thatcham1939

I enjoyed the teachers presents it made me and my husband have a good laugh, keep them coming.

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

It is lovely that you can laugh together

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hufferpuffer

Haha! oowa! you are naughty KOTC but I like you! :D XXXX

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer

And I like you for liking me

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sadie1951

Ha ha. Love it. Sadie x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sadie1951

Cheers sadie

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appyalison

Tee hee, king of the pee! :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison

Is that a 'wee' joke?

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undine

LOL lovely thank you xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine

I hope you weren't the teacher

Very good King. Up to your usual high standard :d

Bev x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

That's a good report teacher

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