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[KingoftheCocktails]

...........................................A night out

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex.

I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.

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That's when I realised that I had made it home safely.

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[sillywitch]

Your good Lady is going to have your scalp Kingy, run fella, well walk at a quicker pace LOL

Karen

xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

She's had everything else ,so what the heck Karen?

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[libby7827]

Oh Richard, you are going to be in so much trouble - been nice knowing ya!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827]

Singing so long it's been so good to know ya Lib

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[Hidden]

Oh dear ! Richard !! You'll get no dinner from your lovely wifey if she reads this.

Anna xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Guess where she is now? Yep in bed. I am the only one allowed to see her! Anna

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[phillips1]

I would definitely start running now Richard before wifey finds out. If you don't want her to find out send £50 in a plain envelope to .......... lol

Bobby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

Careful now Bobby, I think I might know a few things that she might like to hear about. Shall we call it quits for the time being?

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[phillips1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Ok Richard, we will call it a draw. lol

Bobby

[lrryjay]

I'm to scared to show my wife!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to lrryjay]

Oh dear! I am sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Irryjay

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[scrobbitty]

My hubby told me that the brown paper bag would protect my face from the ravages of time and the sun ...................... it worked, still pugly LOL xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

It is no good telling me that now scrobbity

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[Hidden]

That's OK my king, you should hear what she said about you when we........................................

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Got that wrong,She is not allowed to talk alwayssmiling

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[hufferpuffer]

huh! I know how smart your mrs is, she married you didn't she! hope she doesn't punish you too hard! X

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Water off a ducks back hufferpuffer

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[Hidden]

Oh king you are going to be in big trouble, better get your passport out and ready to leave the country. No xx's to-day you are too naughty.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Broad shoulders! exblonde

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