Sitting in my armchair..................KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

I was sitting in my armchair and I shouted to my wife

''When I die I'm going to leave everything to you,love''

She shouted back

''You already do you lazy B*****D

Richard

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[scrobbitty]

And there was I thinking you were 'new age man' LOL xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

No way.I like women that know their place! Oops,ouch,stop it.

[Hidden]

lol that gave me a chuckle

anna xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I'll leave the chuckling to you anna

[libbygood]

At least you're sitting in your chair and not letting off Chinese Lanterns like our Bobby boy.

Lib x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libbygood]

That is because I have not lost the plot yet,poor Bobby

[phillips1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

There's a plot?

Bobby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

Don't you know what these girls plot amonst each other? Be warned!

[phillips1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

The ways of women are a mystery to me Richard. I will never understand them. I am too logical. lol

Bobby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

I understand not to understand women

[Hidden]

Where are the Chinese lanterns? and why wasn't I invited ? Remember I can do mega sulks.....

[phillips1 in reply to Hidden]

A wayward Chinese Lantern set fire to the huge plastics store at Smethwick about 2 miles from me. And no! It wasn't me!

Bobby xxxx

[Hidden in reply to phillips1]

ok your off the hook this time.xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You've only got sweet little Bobby's word for it!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

And I thought you had been entertaining one of your lady friends.Trying to impress again

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You are not really a miserable sulky old !!! are you?

[Mocarey]

that made me smile

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey]

When you're smiling!!!

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

The whole world smiles with you !

[Hidden]

LOL, typical man .... tish tish, Kingy, tish tish

Sandra x x x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Might be typical but we are a dying breed! The other sex is gaining ground

[Hidden]

So funny thanks again kingy xxx

Julie

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

We have got to have some fun in life!

[James48]

Ha Ha!!!!!! Good one!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to James48]

SIR James? I don't recall you coming before me!

[James48]

No I don't remember either? I think I came after you lol!

Went to the corner shop - bought four corners.

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to James48]

Next time it won't be touch on the shoulder with my sword while you kneel before me!

[James48 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

No indeed because I'll be behind you with an axe lol!!

[thatcham1939]

Hi king

I have a husband like what wife said, but I am still hoping

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Are not all husbands like that,apart from myself?

[undine]

lol thanks xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

No need for thanks, although I do like them! Just keep laughing undine that's enough for me