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...............................MY VISIT TO THE DOCTORS............KOTC

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.................................My visit to the doctors

I went to my doctor for my physical and was sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When I got there ,I discovered the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, ''I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different to what you are probably used to.

I became intrigued.

I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostrate,

take a deep breath and say,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'' 99 ''

I thought this was a bit strange but agreed and says

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'' 99 ''

The doctor says ''Great'', now turn over on your left side and again while I repeat the check,

take a deep breath and say

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'' 99 ''

I thought well I've got breathing difficulties ,but I gave it a go and says

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'' 99 ''

The doctor ,she was really pleased with me ''Very Good.'' She said

This made me feel good.

Now then ,I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check

your prostrate with this hand ,and with the other hand

I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ '' 99 ''

Well I took as deep a breath as I could and I began

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KOTC

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Naughty KOCT. Berwick

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I have difficulty counting! berwick

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Was there tears of joy or sadness by 99? Berwick

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Pure relief

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longlungs

So early in the day but iand my son laughed out loud ! Great stuff KOTC :) Janexx

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You can obviously count longlungs to understand that one!!!! Hee Hee

Delightfully wicked, King x

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I am so so wicked at times.

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Mocarey

You are so very naughty KOTC! M

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMocarey

Naughty but !!!!

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You mucky pup KOTC. Lol. xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tocasper99

You don't mean that. Do you?

So that's why my husband's prostate check takes so long! :-p

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BE lucky that he can count to 99!!!!!!!!!!!

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