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An e mail with the following joke made me smile so I will share it with you all

A father was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

YOU IDIOT -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

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KingoftheCocktails

That took my breath away.

Richard

KOTC

Ouch

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Hergernt

Funny how many ask if you are ok when fighting for breath so there is no answer a nod of the head is some answer for the concerned when trying to communicate and breathe at the same time.

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jandan

:D

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bluemagic

Oh that was great, made me start the day with a smile! Keep 'em coming, pleasex

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