Poor KOTC.had to go to doctor this morning

[KingoftheCocktails]

................Not feeling to good recently so this morning I was off to the Doctor.There is a new Doctor at the surgery,sometimes nice to get a second opinion.I always take a list of my ailments with me in case I forget what I want to say,not unusual for me.

''Good morning Doctor.I have for some while now been suffering with a cold,itchy head,itchy face and ears,shakes,giddy and a tingling tongue in the morning''

''OK'' says the doctor ''I will change your medication,It might not help but it may,let me know how you get on''

So simple ,these second opinions.

Richard

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[azaard]

Q,what was in last nights cocktail

diagnosis. Hangover

remedy. take more water with it

hehehehe cough! Hwhehehe phew!!!! Lmao

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard]

I can't remember! My forgeters working OK

[sillywitch]

Sound,s like a third opinion would be good idea Richard, sorry to hear you,ve not been feeling 100% or even 50% by sound of it

You take care, we,d be lost without your smiles to cheer us on bad days,

Keep Smiling though & Breathe Easy

love

Karen xxx

[Hidden in reply to sillywitch]

You've been very quiet, today - love Annie80x

[sillywitch in reply to Hidden]

Ah well there,s a very good reason fo that & as soon as have had my tea I,ll tell you all about it xx

Thanks for missing me annie

Love

Karen xxx

[Hidden in reply to sillywitch]

Lets hear, Karen, hope its something interesting to brighten up my day or meaty!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Has she told you yet.Juicy gossip !

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Makes a change! Ouch,that hurt.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

I will not let you all down,promise

[Lynne1955]

Get better soon. That's an order!

Lynne xx

[raptor in reply to Lynne1955]

Miss Whiplash,, has spoken,,,pay attention now king,,, hahahahahahah

[Lynne1955 in reply to raptor]

Miss whiplash! Ooerrrrr

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to raptor]

Ooh,ooh,ooh ,ooh lovely

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lynne1955]

You can't keep a joker down

[libby7827]

Good luck! I had a letter from the hospital at lunchtime today, posted yesterday with a 2nd class stamp (what's going on at Royal Mail, must be on speed!), for an appointment tomorrow at 12 with someone I've never heard of and a department I'm not involved with! Phoned at 12.30, we'll ring you back, phoned again at 3, answerphone, phoned again at 5, answerphone again. Unbelievable. Libby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827]

You must be a little confused

[sassy59 in reply to libby7827]

Did you ever get to find out what on earth was going on?! Unbelievable indeed! Take care. xxxxx

[Hidden]

Oh dear - King. Take care. Love Annie.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

My Badger is looking after me

[pandaz]

Just the tonic then

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to pandaz]

I hope it will put some fizz back into me.

[raptor]

Hope you feel better soon king,,

[Hidden]

Hope you feel better soon I want some more jokes x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Cuddles,comfort and compassion are all I ask for, and a bit of consideration of the suffering of this man thing that we gentlemen go through when we are sick.Not too much to ask,is it?

[Hidden]

Get well soon. Let us know how you get on xxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I can't give up because I love my dog Badger

[hufferpuffer]

I went to the doctors. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'.

I said 'What for?'

He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor'

I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'.

I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'.

He said 'How can I help?'.

I said 'Break my arms!'

I went to the doctor the other day,

I said 'it hurts when I do that'

he said ' well don't do it'

I went to the doctor the other day,

I said 'with all the excirment of Christmas I can't sleep''

he said ' Try lying on the edge of your bed, you'll soon drop off'

Hope you feel much better now KingOTC XXX

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Cheers me up to be on the receiving end.

[hufferpuffer in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

I have lots more Tommy Cooper jokes for you whenever you need some cheer!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Your a good one

[Hidden]

Please feel well again soon King ~ Lovelight x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Just for you i will try and make a miraculous recovery.

[dall05]

Don't tell me King, you went out streaking at a flower show and now youv'e gone and got a chill.

You must leave this kind of thing to the young and fit yeh'

Get yourself well or not as your new GP put it. I hope the new drugs that may or may not work really do work for you king.

I guess it could be that common ailment, 'Blogitis'! The only known cure is throwing the blinkin laptop out of the highest window in the house. He He.

Your caring friend, Tony.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

I live in a bungalow

[azaard]

Hi king sorry to hear yur that bad, hope it gets easier fir you soon, as for blogitis, seeing as how you ain't got a high widow to chuck out of, i offer to overcook it for you free of charge, how'd you like it done get well soon m8

the az man

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to azaard]

Maybe a lttle on the underside cooked well to confused

[copdber]

Aww I'm sorry to hear your not feeling well I love the way you keep all our spirits up with your daily tonic. Sorry I can't come up with a tonic for you but if it's any consolation for you I'll say a special prayer for you today my friend.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to copdber]

Just replying is tonic enough

[sassy59]

Get well soon KOTC. Need you back to your old self (ok, less of the old).xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sassy59]

I'll soon be there