STAY ALERT !................................... They walk amongst us..............

[KingoftheCocktails]

...............Scientifically proven............................Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time,

it' a physical impossibility'

2. All idiots ,after reading #1,will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon forward this/show to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face, I sincerely apologise about this

but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

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Go on put a smile on someone's face today

KOTC

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

Put a smile on your face, go along to your local Breathe Easy group

Like to join a group or the BLF? phone[phone](local rates) Mon-Fri 9am 5pm for details

[Hidden]

My husband has just shown me that he can do it, King. Then he asked me why I wanted to know if he could do this feat!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I hope you didn't upset the I**t.annieseed

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

???

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You didn't say if you tried it first ?

[johnwr]

I did it lying down.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to johnwr]

Have you passed it on to other idiots johnwr?

[jabber]

Funny! And I'm an idiot.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jabber]

Join me in the idiot society jabber

[Toci]

Oops, another idiot here!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

Feel free to join the idiot society Toci

[casper99 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Another idiot here too. I was a bit startled at how I found it so easy. I thought there was something else wrong with me, Lol. Hypocondriac or what. Duh. x

Casper

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to casper99]

You to can join the idiot society casper99

[Hidden]

Lol, I'm deffo an idiot,was wondering why it should be so hard!! Got me there! xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

It makes me proud to make you a member of the world wide idiot society Wendells

[Hidden]

I reckon we are all idiots lol

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You now belong to the idiot society, passed with honours Jambo1958

[Mizzymac]

I join the idiot clan to

Thanks KingoftheCocktails certainly brought a smile to my face this morning ! My partner must of been watching me as i tried he asked why i was doing this so i smiled asked him if he could do it ! curious smile then he tried it so i guess were both idiots lol .

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mizzymac]

Two more idiots for the society, it is now growing at a great pace mizzymac

[ptliverpool]

IT'S GREAT TO BE PART OF THE IDIOT CLAN

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to ptliverpool]

This is a very elite society ptliverpool

[longlungs]

how funny yep me too what a lovely picture all us idiots poking our tongues at our ceilings!! their coming to take us away hahahehehoho

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

Maybe at the idiot society's first gathering longlungs

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Napoleon XIV 1966 another idiot song

[silverjohn]

brilliant,,, from an IDIOT HAHAHAHS

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to silverjohn]

Brilliant idiots can also join the society silverjohn

[appyalison]

I love being an idiot. I am in such good company, king ... Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

I think most of my subjects love being in the company of the idiot society Alison

[undine]

yep I'm an idiot too ....xx