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Th beans that make you go phrrrrt :)

just keep them down wind pls folks :O

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Is That Beanzs With A Zzzz

Or Beans With A Ssss

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No beanz/s witha phrrrt smelly attached

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Heres Good'en

Speaking Of Things That Go Bump In The Night I Have Good'en

Was Out With My Mate Shooting Some Pool ... And A Was Telling My Mate I Dropped Me Phone ..... My Mate Picked Up My Phone And Said Is It Ok

I Said Yer I Was Very Lucy ... So He Is Looking At It ...... And I Said Yer It Fell Down The Toilet And Landed On A Turd :P

Priceless Really :)

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Smiled bro :D

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When I eats beans I larff an when I larff I pumps an when I pumps I poops meself,hahaha ere we go again....

I have a Heinz57 dog......

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Hi Helen thanks to you and the team for the support you guys give us, not heard a dog called a Heinz 57 for along time most people now call them a cross. Thanx again :)

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we had a Heinz57 dog when I was a kid...called her Tina! she was a right one lol. I used to lay on the floor to watch tv, and when she wanted to play, she would come over to me and try to bite my nose lol. Still miss her now x

haha well all I can say is that my muttley has been "crossed" a hell of a lot lol

Fab post, keeps me smiling.

Thank you

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Your welcome ;)

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