Jokes Needed!

Hallo!

Was admitted Last Night with Mega attack and now feel rotten.

Need Jokes to cheer Me up! Thank god for wireless internet in Hospitals!

Thanks!

Vicky

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jokes.. hope u enjoy !!

""If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up"" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

""Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

""Well, actually I don't,"" said the student, ""but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.""

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called

She answered the phone, crying, and said, ""I can't get out of the room!""

""You can't get out of your room?"" the captain asked. ""Why not?""

She replied, ""There are only three doors in here,"" she sob , ""one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!""

lol i like them .. the others arent sutible but if ur intrested ill pm u!! xxx hope u escape soon xxx

[KateMoss]

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

An Egg!

What do you call a hyperactive sheep on steroids?

Baaaaaaaaaaar - my!

[yaf_user681_26410]

read Bex's exploits on the camping slot that will soon cheer you up. Hope you're on the mend soon.