Why do bees look forward to shopping ??
Because they love collecting Nectar points !
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Bee things
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... Shakes head in disbelief then asks bluejam to
Collect your coat!...
Don't worry, it's a scouser thing
The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar Bee by J P Donleavy
I'm with KitKat on this one, Blue Jam you need to wear a paper bag in shame, that joke is so dire.
But on a more serious note, the bee is an amazing creature, and whilst my knowledge is very limited I think they are truely amazing and beautiful in everyway. From there cute little furry bodies, to their abilities to produce honey and pollinate many different plants. This topic has got me reading a little about them, and we must do more to protect and encourage these creatures from further damage and loss.
Without them our world would be a very different place, we would live in a very different world and most shockingly of all chocolate would probably not exist, I can live without beer, cider and wine but not CHOCOLATE!!!! So at Xmas when you are tucking into all those lovely goodies, just think how many of them would not exist if it wasn't for than humble little bee.
No bees = no people!!
oh dear kate - join bluejam in the corner .... 
xxx
Kate, the opinion on this is divided, some say people will survive without bees and some say we won't. Buts lets hope that the world sits up and takes notice of the precarious balance our planet is in, and we never have to find out.
sorry to quote the old edster izzard but 'bee's make honey .... How amazing is that? i mean do spiders make gravy? earwigs dont make chutney and do daddy longlegs make tiramissu!?' Oh and The beekeeper sketch! 'i wanna be a beekeeper. I want to keep bees. I want bees on elastic so they go get pollen and they come right back. Dont want them to get away! I wanna walk in my fathers footsteps who walked in his fathers footsteps and their footsteps were kinda like .......... Arrrrggghhh! Im covered in beeeeeeeeeessss im covered in beeeeeessss!!' Sorry had to go there hahaha! Bees are very cute non stingy unless provoked really really clever useful creatures!! SAVE OUR BEES!
Its a little known fact however that Hamsters can make flowers :the Dutch make a kind of preserve from Hamster carcases and spread this on their fields-hence the phrase (deep breath here....) ""Tulips From HamsterJam"" !!
I thank you.
Apparently the Llama is known to be a unusual source of fragrant flowers in Tibet.
Hence The Dahlia Llama
Oh dear!
...................bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............Bzz Bzz Bzzz...
*Bee flying off in hysterics*
And what TV channel do bees watch ?
the Bee Bee C of course !!
Their favourite Blues guitarist ??....
....Bee Bee King !!
And what do existential philosopher bees love to ponder ???To Bee or not to Bee !!!????
And what do existential philosopher bees love to ponder ???To Bee or not to Bee !!!????
Their favourite grade at school ?? (bet you can guess ..)
Bee.
...... Rolls her eyes at bluejam ...... And sighs!
......thinks that there are far too many bad bee jokes out there! .....
Bluejam did you buy a bad bee jokes joke book??
Yes, its called ""101 ways to keep the hive laughing"" and ironically its written by a wasp!
What goes hum-choo, hum-choo?
A bee with a cold!
What is a healthy bee?
A vitamin Bee
just catching up after a few weeks must say"" lol "" to u guys u r all so funny i always have a good laff! beeeeee serious please guys!
Final Bee things from 2008:
What do you call a bee that produces milk ??
A Boo Bee of course !!
-and what is their favourite film ?? (you must get this )
Bee Movie.
ON U-Tube look up ""Robot Chicken-A message from the bees""-very funny-probably not for kids though !!
-enjoy.
Why do Bees hum ???????
Because they dont know the words !!!!!!!!!!!!
