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Well...today i feel like a massive vegetable, and I just wanted to know (randomly) if you was a vegetable, what would you be and why!?

today im feeling like a swede ... hard at points of the day, but is going to crumble into mush in no time!

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I feel like a potato!

My chest feels like someone has dumped a load of earth on it. Weighing me down.

String bean. Its the only way I'm ever going to be skinny.

Parsnip...all inflated up top and not much going on down the bottom!

A Turnip.... In a rude and amusing shape.

Courtesy Blackadder.

Runner bean...closest im guna get to running!

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KateMoss

Purple Sprouting Broccoli!

Purple frizz on top and slightly green and rearanged below...........

Potato! As all i can currently do is sit on the couch after injuring my foot! Atleast my lungs can rest though eh! X

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Asthma-girl

I would like to have said a green runner bean but unfortunately it will have to be potato seeing as lungs have got very stroppy.

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Annista

I'm a bit of a stir fry, really. When I'm at work I'm a mushroom (kept in the dark and fed manure). When I'm at home I'm a potato (sitting on the couch with my book) and when I'm with my grandchildren I'm a runner bean coz I'm rushing about playing with them (what do you mean, Granny's too old to go on the swings? Nonsense!)

What I'd really LIKE to be is something elegant and tasteful, like asparagus - tall, willowy and delicious.

sprout!! feels like curling up into a tight ball to protect myself as i seem to be a bit of an accident prone person at the moment!!

Today I'm feeling like a Butternut Squash. Like my middle has been scraped out.

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Lil_tinx66

Bubble and squeak - all the unwanted veg mashed down and shoved together

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angievere

Mushy peas!

Brussel Sprouts, because I seem to be having a problem with my digestive tract this week

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