What If..........

Indulge me here..

What if: Kate Humble fell in love with a Bee and while eating an Apple dessert ,they both fell badly ?-would the resultant headline read ""Tumble for Humble and Bumble after fumble and Crumble"" ?????!!

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You definately got issues, or have you been sniffing that varnish again?

Katina

[KateMoss]

LOL, Oh dear!

I think she is fab! At last she has stood her ground with Bill Oddie!

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I was going to add a line about them being at a Jumble (sale)-but that ,of course,would be ridiculous!!!

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and in a similar vein.....

Would a deranged man with a speech impediment who had fallen off the pavement after having had a confused argument over dairy products in a betting shop be..

""An Utter Nutter with a Stutter who cant tell stork from Butter and is now in a Gutter after a Flutter"" ??????

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Old favourite:

Midget clairvoyant escapes from prison. Headline is:

""Small medium at large"".