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Kachava coffee medication

Fireworks. No vomit.

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Yay for the no vomit part today! That's great!

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facts. So I’m faced with I call “goopy poopy.” It’s just goo. Wtf?

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I have IBS-D and I'm having a flare right now, possibly due to the new med and the anxiety that keeps hitting me. I cannot make sense of my bowel movements and my GIs are baffled to at what to do besides hooking me up to IV and getting fluids into my system. I wish I had more answers for you.

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Requires much TP! And witch hazel wipes. Having same issue today. You’re loving VPofTP😀

witch hazel? May I ask what that does? I wish you a comfortable poop. Poor kid. Big hug.

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it’s supposed to be a natural hemorrhoid cure. Not convinced it’s working yet though :(

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ouch

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I know you wasn’t looking to be diagnosed but good news…..kachava coffee has wonderful laxative properties …hope this helps

ha! I would think you were onto something but … I’ll try a different food tomorrow. It’s just super nutrient dense since I’m not keeping much in. Google it.

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i just noticed on your logs there was a recurring theme kachava ….on further enquiries it pulls water into the colon similar to high strength laxative…certainly would explain the unexplained

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really? Where’d you find this?! Holy smokes!

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are you my shit saint? Please!

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“Can KaChava cause stomach issues?

This could be because of the high fiber content. Therefore, if you are not used to high fiber, you may want to ease yourself into the product in a natural way as not to overwhelm your system and cause potential digestive issues.”

Peeks in … that don’t look like fiber to me.

hy does KaChava make me poop?That's because magnesium is considered an osmotic, meaning it helps pull water into the colon, which in turn helps you poop6. Ingredients in Ka'Chava such as kale, spinach, and cocoa contain magnesium, and one serving of Ka'Chava packs 60% of your daily needs.

Hmmmm

and I made sure the coffee was decaf. ;)

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what’s the point of meal replacement shakes? I remember drinking them to lose weight back in the day but that isn’t sustainable particularly if you like food. Why not just eat a whole food balanced diet?

You can put in water or coffee or whatever. I’m trying to eat more plant based foods. It got top reviews so I thought…might as well try it. I’m full from it. It tastes pretty good. And I was shitting like this with other foods too. Pumpkin seeds. Bread. Tea. Bananas. Doesn’t matter. Comes right out with this stress. The bonus about Kachava for me is that when I’m throwing up … no chunks.

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witch hazel on top of ringus stingus 😬

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exactly, it can be a real bum burner

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fuck that noise, Stingo. My ass has been insulted enough.

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Hi , sorry no it’s new to me far too trendy i just like solving puzzles

Was desperate one day and ordered them from Amazon. Again, not completely sure they are working :)

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what can’t shit can’t lie as they say

yes exactly the problem! Thought I would go the “natural” route but definitely finding better uses for these things, now that I’m stuck with 3 packs.

are you mad at me bro?

Heinous suggestion for a ring of fire.

Thank you! See ya’ll, I’m not crazy. Did my research, but they burn like hell. Guess that’s what I get for buying generic.

ha! I never give reviews but am considering giving one on these pieces of crap wipes. These are pure punishment. Not worth the healing. I’d rather live with a bumpy ass than a bumpy ass on fire 🔥

yes

Will try them. The word “cooling” sure caught my eye:)

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