Beware of over exertion

[Ianc2]

Last night I had a vivid dream in which I passed on and had to join the queue to enter eternity. in front of me were 2 women, who were obviously friends. "What did you die of "? said one. "I froze to death" said the brassy blonde. "What happened to you"? "I had a massive heart attack and died on the spot. I am sure my rat of a husband has been cheating on me. I went home from work and went through the house, like a dose of salts. I searched every room, even the attic and the garage., and then collapsed."

"Pity you didn't look in the freezer", said the blonde, "We would both still be alive".

[CDreamer]

Wicked, black sense of humour 😂😂.

[Buffafly]

😂🤣 I need cheering up!

[cali111]

I liked that!