To lighten your day

[jeanjeannie50]

This has made me smile this morning:

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die (REALLY?)

Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Node - knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Post-operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumour - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Jean x

[CDreamer]

😂😂 it’s lighter already.

[Globe-J]

Good on you Jeanie

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Love it x

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Your nutzzz, but nice nutzzz.....😉

[BobD Volunteer]

For even more non medical amusing definitions look up The Washington Post awards for new word defintions. Thanks for the smile Jean.

(Example:- Electile dysfunction =Failure to be aroused by any political party.)

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to BobD]

Love it! Will have a look.

[DawnTX in reply to BobD]

😹😹😹😹😹

[Fastbeat]

Good to smile,i smiled

[Coco51]

😃😃😃

[Jalia]

Excellent! !

[Suzy1954]

Soooo funny 🤣

[bennie06]

Very sad.

[Hilly22]

Love it 😂

[CHRISAF18]

Fabulous

[Enjoy]

Not just funny .... it is clever funny. Thank you for the laugh.

[Tricia239]

Brilliant

[mrsg46]

Lovely, certainly brightened up my morning. Thanks, Jean x

[Khatpi]

Jean, As a retired nurse, those are really cute, I have to say. Good job finding them. 😂. Sarah from San Diego.

[wilsond]

Great! Particularly liked Enema..not a friend ...haha!!! Tittered a lot missus! Xx

[DawnTX]

You are hilarious. Thank you for this. I’m afraid I would be politically incorrect where I live with this one lol. 😹😹😹😹😹