Two elderly men, Frank and Albert used to meet regularly for breakfast. Then Frank disappeared for a month. Albert was worried but he could not remember Frank’s home address.
After one month Frank reappeared.
*Albert:* "What happened to you? You had me worried."
*Frank:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "Jailed for what?
*Frank:* "Remember Lily, the waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes l do. What about her?"
*Frank:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old I was so proud of my manhood that I pleaded guilty.
*The damn Judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*