*Senior Citizen’s Pride*

[Tommyemily]

Two elderly men, Frank and Albert used to meet regularly for breakfast. Then Frank disappeared for a month. Albert was worried but he could not remember Frank’s home address.

After one month Frank reappeared.

*Albert:* "What happened to you? You had me worried."

*Frank:* "I was in jail."

*Albert:* "Jailed for what?

*Frank:* "Remember Lily, the waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"

*Albert:* "Yes l do. What about her?"

*Frank:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old I was so proud of my manhood that I pleaded guilty.

*The damn Judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*

[Kaliber]

Rotflol …..😂😂😂😂😂

[Shorter]

😂🤣😂

[tad4]

An oldie, but a goodies! Laughter is indeed one of the best 'medicines' you can have. 😂

[PSAed]

An old bull and a young bull are standing on a mountain. They look down below and see 20 cows in a nearby field. The young bull says to the old bull:

‘Hey, we should run down this mountain and do a couple of those cows down there.’ The old bull replies: ‘Or, we can walk down the mountain and do all of them’