Just watching the Kaminski Method on Netflix. A funny scene where Michael Douglas has an appointment with his Urologist (Danny Devito) and discusses Kaminski’s inability to piss. He is told he needs a biopsy to determine if he has a snail, a turtle, or a rabbit (very slow moving, slow moving, or fast moving). Kaminski has a slow moving cancer which his urologist calls “the nice kind”.
I wanted to add a fourth kind, which is the Hare. Similar to a rabbit, but bigger, faster, and more aggressive. I need the oncological equivalent of a Jack Russell terrier, which to date is the only thing thing that I’ve ever seen chase down a hare and kill it.