Gnome Test Results

[DeanNelson]

Can anyone decipher this? I was going to but I just smoked a bowl and now its just pretty to me. 🤩🤩🤩🤩!

[Tall_Allen]

Those are all genes that code for enzymes that determine how well you metabolyze various biochemicals and drugs. Was there something they were searching for, or was this just a fishing expedition?

[DeanNelson in reply to Tall_Allen]

Yep is was TA, my sister is friends with the owners of GnomeDX. She is desperately trying to help me. She is a great sister!!

[ctarleton]

Indiana University has a handy alphabetical Service/Test Index that may contain most of the terms listed in the left hand column, e.g. CYP3A4. The results you get may provide a minor foothold into learning more about the testing for each of them. First find the gene term in the Index, and once on that page, click "Test Information" at the right side of the page.

geneticslab.medicine.iu.edu...

Happy browsing...

Charles

[tango65]

You can search for each one of them here:

genecards.org/cgi-bin/cardd...

[tom67inMA]

CYP3A4 is the enzyme that metabolizes Abiraterone, Prednisone, and Lupron, among many others. That means those drugs will stay in your system about as long as they're supposed to.

[Litlerny]

Far out Dean! That is a very pretty report...and I didn’t smoke anything. Here’s my expert (cough, cough) analysis (and remember, you can’t spell analysis without anal) of your garden Gnome report. 😉. Firstly, I’m guessing reduced MTHFR (motherf****r) activity is a good thing. Also, In my unprofessional medical opinion (I have a Doctor of Thinkology degree from the MOUOOGC (Mail Order University of Oz, Guatemala Campus), you appear to be pretty much normal for the most part (for a gnome anyway), although the report indicates that you are homozygous rather than heterozygous, which is likely due to your addiction to oral ingestion of pop rocks as a child. The only known effective treatment for that is Colorado gummy bears. And remember, there’s no place like Gnome (or, if you’re ever in Alaska, no place like Nome, but that’s a different subject altogether).

That will be $50 for my analysis and interpretation. You can pay me with PayBuddy, or 💵 cash in small unmarked bills in a plain brown bag.

Everything I say is a lie, and that’s the truth. 😎

Mark

[DeanNelson in reply to Litlerny]

I am framing this, That is Freaking hilarious. Thank you for a smile that will last me days!!..

[siouxbee19 in reply to Litlerny]

OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Freaking hilarious, much needed, thank you! 😂😂😂🤣🙃

[j-o-h-n in reply to Litlerny]

Soooooooooooooo funny.... I'm gonna print it and smoke it............

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 10/16/2019 6:46 PM DST

[DeanNelson in reply to Litlerny]

I still

Read this everyday, and it’s just as funny!!!

[monte1111]

Great post! Wished I still smoked pot.

[Bentot]

A dab to Litlerny!

[DeanNelson in reply to Bentot]

BAHAHAHAH . A DAB!!