My wife got cought stealing a tin of peaches at Tesco When it came to cought the Judge
said you should be ashamed of your self your sentence is one year for every peach in that tin so 8 slices 8 years jail Bailiff take her down to jail Then her husband shouted out hang on Judge she stole a tin of peas too
Don't really come to this site for jokes. I think the idea was to report/ask for help etc and if possible try to lighten the situation with some humour.....not jokes.
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