Ohhhh.... Myyyy....

[Completenewbie]

Well ladies and the occasional gentleman amongst us....

They have finally hit me, I thought I had dodged them up until now, but the vivid dreams have finally struck! And I can officially say.... NOBODY IS SAFE!!!!!

It's amazing how down played these dreams are.... Once again nobody prepares you for the craziness that ensues! I think it's probably embarrassment at the sheer crudeness of all of them.... And confusion as to where the hell the brain formulates it's wicked plots.

I'm feeling that if us ladies got together we could produce a book of short stories which would knock the very bland socks off fifty shades!

I am now mentally scared.... Therapy is needed LOL!

[LottyB]

Haha. They are odd aren't they! Id wake up panting and my boyfriend didn't get that the dreams 'felt' incredibly real. Lol. So embarrassing! Xxx

[Completenewbie in reply to LottyB]

I was explaining how they feel to one of the girls at work yesterday and she was like.... 😧. Think me and one of the mummies officially scared the bejeeeebus outta the 2 younger girls last night lol

How's your little munchkin? I bet she's getting big now!

[LottyB in reply to Completenewbie]

She was 11lb 4oz on Tuesday. Can't believe she's 9 weeks. She's so bloody gorgeous. She's smiling now too which is adorable. Got her in a little denim jumpsuit today. Hehe. Love dressing her in pretty clothes. Xx

[Completenewbie in reply to LottyB]

Awwww bless her. I'm looking forward to putting all these gorgeous clothes to good use ☺️ They have more clothes than me, and already have better fashion sense lol I'll be walking round like a scarecrow whilst they are there in the latest clobber. Why are there never sales on maternity wear that I can find lol

[LottyB in reply to Completenewbie]

I got my best maternity clothes from next. Not cheap but really nice. Look on ebay for second hand stuff. 😊 xxx

[Completenewbie in reply to LottyB]

Genius as always!