OMG!!!

[chocolatechip]

Ok so... I dry humped my other half, hugged my friend and put a tampon in. I ate a load of pies so my stomach has grown!! Am I pregnant?! #sarcasm!!!!

[EmBeebs]

I'm in the same boat too, my fiancé looked at me 5 minutes ago and now I can feel movement in my stomach. Worried I could be pregnant...

ARGH!!!!!!!! >:{

[mrsturner17]

Oh My God! Ur defo pregnant u need to see ur doctor ASAP! It could be triplets cuz of u eating the pies too :/ lmao!!

[chocolatechip]

Ahhh sorry ive not replied girls... ive been training my pet pig to fly... she is called rasher and her skin is sky-blue pink with yellow dots on!!

[juju10]

LOL, i bet some people still wont get what ur being sarcastic about and will still post AM I PREGNANT!!!!

[Hopeful15]

*titter*