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An ode to them as ave nowt. Writed by miself. That's me by the way. Intended to be read in dialect. All wrong spelling intended.

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When this lockdown's all but ore,

I think we all should elp the poor.

All o them who as n job,

We should gi em a couple o bob.

All who live wi milk n honey

Should gi t them as ave n money.

All o them who's at the top,

Should take as ave nowt to the shop

and buy m stuff like bread n wine

An even take m out to dine.

An all o them who as got clouwt

Should gi to them who as got nowt.

Charity is wot we need

but please don't buy m any weed.

Ang on a minute, av just thought;

I'M ONE O THEM WHO AS JUST NOUGHT!!!!!

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Very good. The dialect reminds me of my late Grandfather.

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Flyer2820 in reply toJacksc06

Hi Jacksc06

I think I must be showing my age. Also although I live in Glossop Derbyshire, I am from Ashton Under Lyne, Lancashire, So it's a bit of an old Lancashire dialect.

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Veteran250 in reply toFlyer2820

Proper english for me, aint it darn sarth! 😀

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Jacksc06 in reply toFlyer2820

My Grandfather was from rural Lincolnshire, It was quite difficult to understand him as a child.

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S11m

Very good, thank you...

Some of the dialect words would be "proper English" if spelt correctly:

o're, o', 'n, 'm... "n" could be spelt 'n' if it meant "and".

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Flyer2820 in reply toS11m

Quite reet y ar

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That was great, thanks. 👍😁

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