When this lockdown's all but ore,
I think we all should elp the poor.
All o them who as n job,
We should gi em a couple o bob.
All who live wi milk n honey
Should gi t them as ave n money.
All o them who's at the top,
Should take as ave nowt to the shop
and buy m stuff like bread n wine
An even take m out to dine.
An all o them who as got clouwt
Should gi to them who as got nowt.
Charity is wot we need
but please don't buy m any weed.
Ang on a minute, av just thought;
I'M ONE O THEM WHO AS JUST NOUGHT!!!!!
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