Cheap bum implants

[MiloCollie]

I can't tell you how my PMR is at the moment because I fell downstairs 2 days ago. A lump the size of a melon came straight up and my hubby took a picture to show me and called me J-Lo (Jennifer Lopez - known for having a luscious derriere). I laughed through the pain. I was stopped going further by the spindles of which I've smashed two of them. I have now also found that I've hurt a knee a toe and both elbows.

Cheaper than having a bum uplift but it's only on one side and BLOODY hurts! I can't sit on it. I don't think I've upset my PMR too much but I'm watching. I just thought I'd share!

[Seacat30]

Ouch! Hope the bruising goes down soon. (I have been known to fall down my stairs too.)

[PMRpro Ambassador]

Ouch! I do prefer to be able to sit comfortably ...

Maybe a bit more gin with the tonic next time????

[MrsNails]

Oh Dear - not so very nice for you - just keep an eye on the PMR but remember you can take pain killers if necessary.

It does sound awful 😢

Recover Well 💐

[powerwalk]

Sounds very sore! Speedy recovery.

[Nextoneplease]

Hi, this sounds very painful 😖 As MrsNails says, do remember you can take ordinary painkillers for it. Hope you feel better soon 💐xx

PS Love the J-Lo reference, although I’m sure the joke has worn off for you now!

[Flivoless]

Oh that's a bummer.

[PMRpro Ambassador in reply to Flivoless]

Cheeky!!!!!

[Pixix]

Sounds like ‘rubber ring’ time! I fell the other day & hubby came out…slowly…& said ‘I hope you haven’t damaged the patio, I don’t want to have to replace a slab’!! To parody an old song,..’Smile while your bum is aching’ , get well soon, S x

[Sharitone in reply to Pixix]

I've got a husband like that!🥴

[Pixix in reply to Sharitone]

Good! I don’t feel alone now!

[HappyDiamonds]

Do hope the pain goes soon not being able to sit comfortably must be miserable. Love all the well meant jokes in response too but I do think you should have posted the picture hubby took for you. 😉😀. Best Wishes & get well soon.

[PMRpro Ambassador in reply to HappyDiamonds]

There was a chap on one of the amb programmes recently - the bruise started at his waist and went down to the top of the leg and all the way round to the side - nothing on the other buttock. And he wondered why it hurt to move!