Two peanuts walking down a dark street, one was assaulted.
Having to pass some time as the urge is strong
Two peanuts walking down a dark street, one was assaulted.
Having to pass some time as the urge is strong
A man walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Have you got a pig's head?" The butcher replies, "No, it's just the way I comb my hair"
Keep fighting it Tracey or I'll post some more as bad as that!
Do you know people come up to me and say
Your smokings bothering me
Yet I know.its killing me
Yes no I didn't really get it ha
Do you know I went to bookies' to back a horse at 10 to 1
Came in a quater past 4
I tried water polo.but my horse drowned
Do you know what makes a smoker happy.
Seeing old people smoke.
Too much.
A vicar
A rabbi
A nun
Walk into a bar
The barman asked "is this a joke"
That's it.think I'm out.well of clean jokes ha
Thanks all urges are subsiding. 👍
A truck load of tortoises crashed into a train full
Terrapins'
What a turtle disaster