Jokes

[Tracey3]

Two peanuts walking down a dark street, one was assaulted.

Having to pass some time as the urge is strong

[Nozmo Valued Contributor]

A man walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Have you got a pig's head?" The butcher replies, "No, it's just the way I comb my hair"

Keep fighting it Tracey or I'll post some more as bad as that!

[Tracey3 1 Year Smoke Free in reply to Nozmo]

Sooo funny, just because I work in a butchers lol

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Do you know people come up to me and say

Your smokings bothering me

Yet I know.its killing me

Yes no I didn't really get it ha

[Tracey3 1 Year Smoke Free in reply to Hidden]

Very very good

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Do you know I went to bookies' to back a horse at 10 to 1

Came in a quater past 4

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

I tried water polo.but my horse drowned

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Do you know what makes a smoker happy.

Seeing old people smoke.

Too much.

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A vicar

A rabbi

A nun

Walk into a bar

The barman asked "is this a joke"

That's it.think I'm out.well of clean jokes ha

[Tracey3 1 Year Smoke Free]

Thanks all urges are subsiding. 👍

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A truck load of tortoises crashed into a train full

Terrapins'

What a turtle disaster