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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback - because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party, who I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Oh LOL!!

Love it!!

Johnny & Jenny, who were both in their 90s, invited their

grandson Little Johnny over for dinner one night. Little

Johnny was impressed by all the endearing pet names Johnny

used when addressing Jenny-"honey," "darling," "sweetie pie,"

and so on.

When Jenny left the room for a moment, Little Johnny said to his

grandfather, "grandpa, I think it's so nice that after all these years

you still call grandma all those loving pet names."

Johnny hung his head. "I must tell you the truth, Little Johnny.

I forgot her name about ten years ago"

:DThanks for lightening my work day a little!

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