Evening all,
I've just got a round in so who fancies a little crack at the bar? 
I also bought 478 bags of pork scratchings.....is there any better pork based snack to enjoy whilst sipping a little lubrication?
Seems ages since we had a random thread just for the fun of it. 
Molly is usually best at these.
So.....I spy with my little eye .... something beginning with ........ "B"
Ah now, here was I going to be a good girl and get an early night but .........
Ah well, what the heck
Boddingtons?
nooooo!
But I'll give you that, it was just "beer".......I'm not fussy!
Get to bed you!
Good ... now she's gone we can talk about her!!
Did you seeee the shoes she had on?
sheesh!......thought you could only buy them in joke shops!
x
I'll have a red wine please though I'll pass on the scratchings, my new healthy lifestyle is well under way!!
Good ... now she's gone we can talk about her!!
Did you seeee the shoes she had on?
sheesh!......thought you could only buy them in joke shops!
x
SPLAT, custard pie in Nifty's pie hole! There that'll teach you Greg, joke shop eh?pfft
Hi Kazzy, how you doing? I think I might just stop for a half of boddingtons now
I'm ok thanks Mols, might be my last glass then I'll hit the sack!!
Pork scratchings, fantastic.
I'm on the brown ale, cheers.
Hello Nic, are you and Greg going to start talking bikes again?
Molly x
Cheers Nic
burp!
oops...excuse me. 
Kaz......a person that says NO to pork scratchings says no to life!
(at least I think that's how the saying goes!)
Mols.....I'm beginning to think you have a custard fetish!
I'm sure there are other sites available on the t'interweb for you to indulge in your "hobby" .... hang on .....I might just have some in my browser history!
I'm ok thanks Mols, might be my last glass then I'll hit the sack!!
Kazzy, I'm going if you go, I just know they're going to start talking about cycling again
OY!
We resent that remark....and I am unanimous on that!
Just because a man likes to squeeze himself into compression underwear and lycra does not turn him in to a mid-life crisis bore......on the contrary.....
I was just reading my latest edition of "Cycling Active" (other cycling magazines are available...but who cares!) when I came across an article about the benefits of using the compact 50/34 chain ring.....
....it was very interesting.
Molly.....Molly......wake up Molly!!
Apologies for any spelling mistakes by the way
Bad spellers of the world untie!
You're mental Greg but we love ya! Nothing wrong with your bike obsession though not sure I want to picture the Lycra, will give me nightmares!!
Night y'all
Kaz
I can't actually type, I'm laughing too much!
Ere pass us some pork scratchings will ya, I'm feeling a bit peckish. That'll take you down to 475 bags!
Molly
You're mental Greg but we love ya! Nothing wrong with your bike obsession though not sure I want to picture the Lycra, will give me nightmares!!
Night y'all
Kaz
Night Kazzy, sleep well
Night night Kaz
Mind the bed bugs don't bite.
sigh......I always have that effect on women....send them to sleep or chase them away....
So glad I'm gay!
Wow, well done Greg, I think I just noticed Nic sidling out of the door chuck!
That's a 3 in one!
Right as much as I hate to, I'm going to love you and leave you petal, thanks for the beer, it's been lovely
Molly x
Awwww shucks!
And the karaoke was just starting!
And nowwwwwww
The end is neeeeeaaarrrrrr
and so I faceeeeee......
The final scratching...............
Night night chuckle,
Sleep well
G
x
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