No Smoking Day
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A friendly chat at the bar!

Evening all,

I've just got a round in so who fancies a little crack at the bar? :)

I also bought 478 bags of pork scratchings.....is there any better pork based snack to enjoy whilst sipping a little lubrication?

Seems ages since we had a random thread just for the fun of it. :D

Molly is usually best at these.

So.....I spy with my little eye .... something beginning with ........ "B"

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Ah now, here was I going to be a good girl and get an early night but .........

Ah well, what the heck

Boddingtons?

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nooooo!

But I'll give you that, it was just "beer".......I'm not fussy! :D

Get to bed you!

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Could B actually stand for "bossy boots"?

Ok ok I'm going sir :D

Molly :)

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Good ... now she's gone we can talk about her!!

Did you seeee the shoes she had on?

sheesh!......thought you could only buy them in joke shops!

:D

x

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I'll have a red wine please though I'll pass on the scratchings, my new healthy lifestyle is well under way!!

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Good ... now she's gone we can talk about her!!

Did you seeee the shoes she had on?

sheesh!......thought you could only buy them in joke shops!

:D

x

SPLAT, custard pie in Nifty's pie hole! There that'll teach you Greg, joke shop eh?pfft

Hi Kazzy, how you doing? I think I might just stop for a half of boddingtons now :D

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Pork scratchings, fantastic.

I'm on the brown ale, cheers.

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I'm ok thanks Mols, might be my last glass then I'll hit the sack!!

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Pork scratchings, fantastic.

I'm on the brown ale, cheers.

Hello Nic, are you and Greg going to start talking bikes again?

Molly x

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Cheers Nic :)

burp!

oops...excuse me. :o

Kaz......a person that says NO to pork scratchings says no to life!

(at least I think that's how the saying goes!)

Mols.....I'm beginning to think you have a custard fetish!

I'm sure there are other sites available on the t'interweb for you to indulge in your "hobby" :D .... hang on .....I might just have some in my browser history!

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I'm ok thanks Mols, might be my last glass then I'll hit the sack!!

Kazzy, I'm going if you go, I just know they're going to start talking about cycling again :D

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OY!

We resent that remark....and I am unanimous on that!

Just because a man likes to squeeze himself into compression underwear and lycra does not turn him in to a mid-life crisis bore......on the contrary.....

I was just reading my latest edition of "Cycling Active" (other cycling magazines are available...but who cares!) when I came across an article about the benefits of using the compact 50/34 chain ring.....

....it was very interesting.

Molly.....Molly......wake up Molly!!

Apologies for any spelling mistakes by the way :)

Bad spellers of the world untie!

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You're mental Greg but we love ya! Nothing wrong with your bike obsession though not sure I want to picture the Lycra, will give me nightmares!!

Night y'all

Kaz

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I can't actually type, I'm laughing too much!

Ere pass us some pork scratchings will ya, I'm feeling a bit peckish. That'll take you down to 475 bags!

Molly :D

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You're mental Greg but we love ya! Nothing wrong with your bike obsession though not sure I want to picture the Lycra, will give me nightmares!!

Night y'all

Kaz

Night Kazzy, sleep well

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Night night Kaz

Mind the bed bugs don't bite.

sigh......I always have that effect on women....send them to sleep or chase them away....

So glad I'm gay!

:D

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Wow, well done Greg, I think I just noticed Nic sidling out of the door chuck!

That's a 3 in one! :D

Right as much as I hate to, I'm going to love you and leave you petal, thanks for the beer, it's been lovely :)

Molly x

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Awwww shucks!

And the karaoke was just starting!

And nowwwwwww

The end is neeeeeaaarrrrrr

and so I faceeeeee......

The final scratching...............

Night night chuckle,

Sleep well :)

G

x

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