Okay, so I had a couple of drinks with dinner. Well, perhaps more than a couple. And so I'm drunk, okay?
Is that a crime?
I'm enjoying my state of inebriation, particularly because it's not punctuated with tobacco smoke. In fact, it's been almost thirty-six days since I've taken a puff.
I'm a happy camper, even if the room is spinning slightly tonight. Tell you what - next round's on me!