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Cat just tossed her cookies, so...

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That's a pretty good reason to have a smoke, right? ;)

Well, it used to be. For some reason, it doesn't seem so smart anymore. :(

That said, I still have to clean up the junk on the carpet. :mad:

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I'm sorry but that is probably the most rubbish reason I have ever heard for taking up the weed again. Gave me a laugh though :)

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That's a pretty good reason to have a smoke, right?

Mmm, smoked cat. Lovely! :D

Alex.

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what do u mean tossed?:o sorry lil thick today i blame the lack of smoke in my body :D

what do u mean tossed?:o sorry lil thick today i blame the lack of smoke in my body :D

Um, upchucked? Deposited? Heaved? Hurled? Does that help? :D

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Um, upchucked? Deposited? Heaved? Hurled? Does that help? :D

oh lovely....my cat keeps doing that lately...do u think the sense something isnt right :D

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"Tossed" in my dictionary means "wanked"! So that brings a whole new surreal level to your conversation. Oh crumbs LOL! (sticky ones ewwww).

ha ha ha ha

"Tossed" in my dictionary means "wanked"! So that brings a whole new surreal level to your conversation. Oh crumbs LOL! (sticky ones ewwww).

ha ha ha ha

And I had to look up "wanked" just now. OMG! :D

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ha ha ha ha I love these moments. You should have seen my canadian friends face when she asked me what a "helmet" was (in the rudest sense and not headgear). I laughed so much! It was priceless.

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Our cat must masterbate every night then!:D

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