Hi guys feeling as rough as so thought i would tell you a story.
Once upon a today there was a beautiful non smoking princess (only a lil snot and bags under eyes), she had been sent home from work monday where she slaved all day for a pittance (not true but hey its a story)the pittance part btw).
Today she also had her evil (jokingish) 11yr old son off school with a fake illness (by lunchtime he was bouncing around and stressing her out grrrrrrr).
The princess being very clever thinks *i know i will take him to the shop and get him something to amuse himself so i can have 10 mins of peace*(need more tissues and lockets anyway).
she decides in her wisdom that walking in this weather is detrimental to her health so opts for car travel (even though shop is less than 5 mins from house) so off they toddle.........................they get everything they need and the princess um's and ah's about treating herself to some flowers (she deserves them shes poorly). yet decide's not to and leaves store.
The princess and the son then walk home THE END!
sugar no it aint i fecking drove there and didnt realise until i saw car wasnt in the drive and im the only freaking driver!!! highlighted by son saying as we hit said driveway "didnt we go in the car?"
The extremely unamused princess then walked all the way back to the shop and bought the flowers she now defo deserved whilst scowling at son and drove home THE END!
oh no it isnt as the shop ALDI (other names available) is her corner shop and one of the assistants caught on so made me explain in front of other customers much to thier amusement lmao THE END!!!!!!!!
hope this has cheered you up it had me grinning at myself all day.
never quit quitting