No Smoking Day
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Saying goodbye to mother,

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the taxi. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me... But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.

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Are you serious?



Made me laugh

Thanks for that Jumangie, not sure I believe it but made me laugh away my morning craving. Day 9


I enjoed that thanks Jamangie :D:D


Quitting is easy staying quit is hard

No sorry this is just a joke LOL wouldnt do that to my cat, my mother in law yes LOL

So long as it made you smile and forget smoking for a minute it did what it was meant to do

Have a Great Smoke Free Sunday


I am so glad because it made me laugh.



My partner thinks that my sense of humour has gone a bit wacky since quitting and I must say I think hes right.

But who cares I would love to be a comedian, in fact a no smoking comedian.

Or a millinaire not fussed which ever, any single millionairs out there looking for a wife to help them spend it LOL Ok it was only a thought OH just peeked over my shoulder and read that so had to put the only joking bit in Hee Hee


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