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Another day

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane

when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is

allowed on the plane ?

The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says:

Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'...

Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very

Purposefully next to a woman for several seconds

Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says:

'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her

Seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'

'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's


The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making

note of his seat number for the police.'

'I like it!' says his seatmate.

The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again.

Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a

moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the

middle seat and proceeds to “have a bowel movement” all over the place.

The first man is really amazed out by this behaviour and can't figure

out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this, so he asks the agent 'What's going on?'

The agent nervously replies,

'He just found a bomb !'

3 Replies

Hi dave,

Very funny mate, keep it up:D:D



Thanks dave

Needed that this morning :)

Carol (CTC) xx


Hi David :D

Thanks another laugh to start the day for us all nice one


Marg xxxxxxxxx


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