Been a long time comin but now’s the time
To rid myself of that disgusting habit
Not exactly still in my prime
But when time’s right you gotta grab it
My body and mind will fight so hard
Willpower they say will always win
Will stopping make me like a tub of lard?
I only smoke cos I want to be thin
I really do not want to smell
I want to beat them little sticks
I want to be able to breathe more well
They want to kill me, that’s their kicks
Patches, gum, cold turkey, pills
They keep coming back into my head
Cough cough, puke up, I feel ill
Dreams when I try to sleep in bed
How can that stuff, them pretty leaves
Have such a hold upon my life?
I want to go down on my knees
Craving is cutting like a knife
‘ang on a minute what’s going on?
grieving for something that’s so shite?
That’s just so monkey b’stard wrong
Never even got high as a kite
All them fags have ever done
for me is lose my freedom
Once I started when I was young
I really began to need them
But now I’ve taken my last drag
I’m fed up with the ash
Make me smoke you, you old bag!
I just ain’t got the cash
So do your best old nicotine
You are no friend of mine
Can’t believe how silly I’ve been
F’off you’ve had your time!
To everyone who wants to stop
This thing that keeps us puffing
It’s not the be all, not a prop
It’s just a piece of nothing
Let’s all get together friends
And from this day on forward
Stop smoking, say that is the end
Think about the rewards
So cigarettes you are forwarned
There’s no place for you here
It’s an extraordinary forum
Where smokes have disappeared!
Poof!!! Be gone in a puff of smoke