keep smiling-blonde attempting a joke!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had silk cut.

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”;)

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  • :D

    I likes that...

    In the same vien...

    Why do Blondes take 2 hours to drink a carton of Orange juice?

    Because it says "concentrate"

  • dont know stu-why?

  • dont know stu-why?

    hahaha - you're very funny :D

  • p.s-blondes never read the small print!!!!

  • LMAO BB that is funny!

  • I love you BB xx same wave length -all the way ;)

  • lol-you are funny -by the way i loved your joke!!

  • LOL-they are funny-we will be thrown off this forum for being 'naughty' lol:)

    glad you told me them-was just getting a craving!!!!:eek:

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