A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had silk cut.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says â€œwhat are you doing?â€ - and they say â€œweâ€™re saving it for later!â€
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says â€œWhat size? small, medium, or large?â€ She said â€œI dont knowâ€¦ one to fit a camel?â€