This happened at 8.30 this morning.
My neighour: "I thought you'd given up smoking"
Me: "I did. Three weeks ago."
Him: So, what's that in your hand?"
Me: (looks down, in horror) "err...."
"... It seems like I've faltered"
Wakes up in cold sweat. "It was just a dream!"
Checks fag packet with last fag on night-table.
There's only half of a fag inside, the other half has clearly been smoked!
Has heart attack.
Wakes up FOR REAL this time.
Breathes HUGE sigh of relief. It was a dream inside a dream!
Checks fag packet. All present and correct: one unsmoked fag.
Desire to smoke it: NIL, ZERO, ZIP!
I smoked my last cigarette 3 Weeks and 2 Days ago. I have Â£188.80 that I haven't spent on 805 cigarettes and saved 2 Days, 19 hours and 5 minutes of my life.