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Why don't you smoke me?

I'll make you slimmer,

I'll turn your teeth and fingers yellow,

so they shalt brightly shimmer.

Why don't you smoke me?

Squander your last pounds,

It will only be for an instant,

But I'll pick you up, from being down.

Why don't you smoke me?

Here's a tip, I'll make you smell,

I will engulf you with chemicals,

So you will feel unwell.

Why don't you smoke me?

Nicotine rocks!

Tyy one, and I will guarantee,

that you will smpke the box.

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thats brill, and so true! :)


Good job Annette :D

That is a great poem. As Jude says, so true too.


Love it..............Annette has set the bar high folks!!!!


Yes... I know :mad:


Here it is...*drum roll pls*

Not sure where to post this! I'll post it here too....

My project!

"Hello and welcome to Dance '08" yells the presenter into the microphone. "Tonight, we have a spectacular competition which I'm sure will impress even the most hardest critic among us!!"

"Our contenders ARE! The VIKING!!" Roars of applause are heard as The Viking makes his way down to the stage.

"Next we have MEERU!!" Again, thunderous applause is heard as Meeru bounds his way to join the Viking.

"Next in line..." carries on the presenter, "we have Manolo!!" Manolo, being the show off, cartwheels and backflips all the way down to the stage much to the crowds appreciation.

"Wow" exclaims the presenter. "That really got the crowd wild!" At this, the crowd goes wild even more! Manolo grins and takes a bow.

"Oooook, next we have Kenny!!!" declares the presenter. Seconds later, the presenter yells again "Kenny is next! Come on down!" Fearing Kenny had gone awol, the presenter was just about to make a witty comment to the crowd when Kenny finally showed, sauntering down the aisle with not a care in the world. Or time, it would seem. Eventually, Kenny reached the stage and got elbowed in the ribs by Manolo. "Thought you'd disappeared, where you been man?" Kenny replied "I been walking on air, my fair fellow. I feel like I'm on cloud nine!"

Kenny had been to see a hypnosis guy and hadn't been 'with it' ever since.

"Right, next we have Maddy!!!!" Shouts the presenter excitedly. Maddy appears at the back of the hall and makes her way down the front.She is certain she is the one tipped to win the competition! However, all around, is an awkward silence. No cheers, no applause...nothing. Well, thats if you discount the single clap that could be barely heard in the distance. Paranoid, Maddy hurries up and gets to the stage to be greeted by the others. They shift awkwardly on their feet, wondering why Maddy was given the silent treatment.

"Yes...yes...wonderful. Kimh is next up. Kimh, come on down!!" The presenter was quick to move on after maddy's embarassing entrance.

kimh wore a shimmering gold dress and tried to go one up on Manolo's entrance by doing backflips all the way down the aisle but somehow mis-read the remaining space she had on the last flip and smacked her face on the stage edge as she was coming down.The crowd gasped and tried to edge forward to see how Kimh was doing, wondering if she was able to carry on, but poor Kimh was flat out cold.

The viking ran to her aid and hoisted Kimh over his shoulder and took her backstage.

Louise, becoming ever more impatient and concerned that she would not get her grand entrance after Kimh's unfortunate accident, leapt out from the rear of the hall and started singing the YMCA tune whilst doing her best to do the moves. Feeling aggrieved and a tad bit annoyed at Kimh for spoiling her entrance, Louise favoured everybody with her party trick once she hit the stage...touched her tongue to her elbow. For most, this is an impossible feat. The crowd went mad once more and feeling much better, Louise wiggled her way to the centre of the group.

"Oooooook, next we have Annette. Please give Annette a big warm welcome!" Yelled the presenter with a bit too much enthusiasm. It was obvious he fancied the latest contender. Annette screamed all the way to the stage like some demented person! Waving her arms this way and then waving them that way! Even when she managed to get onto the stage after tripping over the first step she was still screaming! Maddy, still smarting from her embarassing entrance, gave her a funny look and discreetly pinged a peanut at Annettes mouth. Bingo! All of a sudden Annette is on the floor clasping her throat. The group gather round her to see what is wrong. By this point, Annette is rather red in the face with only choking sounds managing to escape from her.

Panicking, the presenter tried to put it down to some 'stage show' and called out for the next contestant. "Lynttrl! Come on down!!"

Lynttrl took her time reaching the front of the stage. No one was looking at her. All eyes were on the commotion that was taking place on centre stage. The viking had returned with a revived Kimh and they were in amongst the group trying to clear Annettes throat of some obstruction.

Lynttrl spotted a few pairs of eyes on her so she started making her way to the front. However, it wasn't long before the eyes lost their interest in Lynttrl so Lynttrl returned to the back of the hall and waited again for someone else to notice her before making her grand entrance.

By now, there were paramedics on the stage struggling to help Annette and feeling rather guilty, Maddy disappeared backstage and banged her head repeatedly on some wooden beam.

Marion, who was waiting behind Lynttrl was getting fed up of backing up every time Lynttrl returned to the back of the stage because nobody was looking at her. She just wanted to get this comp over and done with. So, Marion put her boxing skills to the test and pounded on the back of Lynttrl's head. Lynttrl, taken unawares, stumbled into the support beam and knocked herself out.

Pleased that she could finally make her grand entrance, Marion pranced towards the stage at last.

Does Annette survive her peanut attack?! Does Lynttrl make a recovery?! Watch out for Part Two to find out!


waiting with anticipation ......

Youve moved the bar even higher ..... glad I have done mine already


thanks for that :)all ways did like attention;)


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