Ok heres the deal, make up a story about how you got your MS! I dont want any of scientific stuff.. l want sci fy 🤣 for fun!
Like l told my grandson l have a brain eating amoeba... and because lm so smart it picked me. 😐🤣😂🤣 yeah he doesnt believe it either!🤣😂🤣
I tell my mother its her fault for letting me play in radio active water and not getting me stiches as a kid😂🤣😂 it wasnt really, but l really should have had stiches😐🤣
Next?
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Mine is because we moved when I was 10, going from a large house in an open field to a small cave in a deep valley where the sun only shined 30 minutes a day. The school curriculum was a full year behind my old school, I was pushed off the sliding board and broke my arm, and then I nearly died from a ruptured appendix because no one would believe I was in pain. All that while wearing outdated hand-me-downs! Obviously, all that screwed up my system and caused the MS to settle in within a couple years. 😁
wow some of the biggest bunch of silly people with some very wild imagination...hahahahahah
Radio active samples that I analyzed caused mine!😱
Not really, I had signs of MS long before I became a Nuclear Chemistry Technician.😆
wow all of you really do have wild imagainations...
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Well, when I was 13 I had a bad case of Chickenpox. Little germ gremlins sneaked in through the lesions I had on my face & slowly started to eat the nerves in my brain & gradually moved down into my spinal chord.👾
hahahahahahhaha
Gremlins! 😂🤣😂🤗💕🌠
oh my ....you have an imagination ...hahahhahahaha..
I would read too much inside the house, and so I got a more deadly form of epilepsy!
My uncle and my 2nd cousin's son (both on my mum's side) has had epilepsy since birth. Even my husband's best friend has had epilepsy since birth! Mine started as simple partial seizures, where I had the seizures happen at night, waking me up from my sleep to a deep feeling of deja vous 🙃
Even better one: whoever's "up there" has a quota to hit, and I'm the strongest one to get it at that time. Don't know why they have a quota, or who they answer to, but it made me laugh when I was coming home from withdrawing some money from my corner shop 😂
🤣😂🤣 l can relate! 🤗💕🌠
I was cursed by a hob. I'd better explain ... I don't know whether you have hobs in the US but they are common in Yorkshire. Once upon a time every house had one, but with modern housing there aren't enough to go around. They are little people who live in your house. I guess you wouldn't have them anywhere that you have bears or Bigfoot. They are friendly but mischievous - they do things like going through your laundry and hiding just one sock, or tangling up the Christmas tree lights that you coiled carefully when you put them away Anyway, I used to have one, he was little, dark and so wrinkled I can't imagine him ever being young. I seldom saw him, he slept all day in the cupboard under the stairs, and only came out at night. I used to leave him out a bowl of milk every evening and in return he'd chase away the big black horrible hairy house spiders. Then one day I decided it would be healthier to drink low-fat milk, but he was so annoyed at being given skimmed milk that he stormed out, cursing me, and although I went back to full-fat milk I've never seen him again. Now, every time I look up and see a huge hairy spider on the ceiling or walking across the floor as if she owns the place, I fondly remember my little friend the house hob, and wonder where he went. THE END
For years I've fed the squirrels. Peanuts, sunflower seeds, bird seed, specialty nut on special occasions. Well, there was that day that I forgot. I was feeling lazy and disinterested. I binged Netflix, ate chips and dip, and splurged on ice cream. I woke up in the middle of the night with a bevy of squirrels in my room all chanting. If I knew squirrel I could tell you what they said. All I know is I got out of bed that morning off balance, with blurry vision, and a year's worth of testing ahead of me. I have not forgotten since.
Dr. Froot Loops told me that all the Cap'n Crunch I ate as a kid. ripped up my nerve endings.
Ceral killer!! 😔🤣🤗💕🌠
It all started one peaceful Saturday morning when I was practicing my skipping in the driveway when I tripped and fell. Of course my mother was quick to grab the Mecurochrome from the cupboard and clean my scrapped knee up. All that mercury went straight to my brain. Later that night I swallowed my bubble gum. While I was sleeping that gum somehow mixed in with the mercury and blocked myelin production. Now there are just bunches of no myelin patches in my brain.
I haven't skipped or chewed bubble gum since then.
Of course it could have been that time I walked under a ladder while wearing a zombie costume on Halloween.
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• Maybe I was reading the Sears catalog to long in the bathroom and got a paper cut on my... Well I got a paper cut.
• Maybe it was all the moves from Northeast to West, back to the Northeast, then the mid West, the Southeast, and finally mid East. Pbbblt - what does location have to do with MS.
• No, it must've been the cursed side table my grandfather built. Myself, my sister, and my brother all required stitches from injuries sustained from falling onto the corner of that table. I got MS and cancer. My sister just got cancer. We're not certain yet what my brother came away with.
It must have been one of those....
😂🤣😂 Its all the moving, lm sure of it!🤣😂🤗💕🌠👻
In the spirit of the season... I was dating a witch (which happens to be true cause I dated alot of "witches") and I pissed of her entire coven and they cast a hex on me that I would die a LONG, SLOW, MISERABLE, lonley and painful death!!!!
Well you better find a white which to take the hex off you! 👻🍔🎋🤗💕🌠
I haven't been able to find one of those hence the loneliness 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Phone book? 🤔🤣😂🤣🤗💕🌠👻
What's a phone book? Lmao
True! Look it up on your phone! 🤣😂🤣🎃🤗💕🌠
Oh wait that's the big yellow thing with adds, I used to get hit in the head with
I can chuck a phone at ya! 😂🤣😂🤗💕🌠👻
Have at it cuz if you actually hit me from there we're gonna have to call Guiness records and no.... I won't be replacing your phone
Oh... yes... you... will! To both! 🤣😂🤣🍔🤗💕🌠
Free Phone kosack here I come... oh wait.. you have to hit me here, from there first..
Taking aim now! 🍔 Better get your mitt!! 🤣🤗💕🌠
My helmet should probably go on first... just in case you have borrowed a carrier pigeon to drop it on my head
Its a raven, and its gonna drop something on your head😐🙂🤗💕🌠
Every Halloween, I ate my weight (and then some) in candy! That left me with holes in my teeth, stunted growth, and ‘ms’! 😂
Well there ya go! 🤣😂🤣🎃🤗💕🌠
My story is short and sweet, like moi, Jesmcd2 ! 😂
I was living in a haunted apartment with a mean ogre boyfriend. He liked to invite over his friends…warlocks, monsters, werewolves, hobgoblins and various other demons. I hid in the bedroom when we had this sort of company. This made the warlock angry, so he cast a spell on me. I experienced a lot of burning and tingling, which was scary, so I escaped to a place of my own. A couple of years later I kissed my last frog….and thankfully he was my Prince Charming. 😊
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