I need funny little stories for my MS.Makes my lesions explode and go away,MY THEORY. a good clean joke would doTY! Its a treatment for me.

[jackiesj]

laughter best medicine.....

[Ali_B62]

Sounds like a good treatment to me! Sorry I don't have a joke as such but had several amusing experiences yesterday which might ring a bell with some on this site.

Yesterday I was meeting a friend for a lovely walk to blow the cobwebs away. I should explain that I have moved around the UK a lot with work so have quite a few maps rolling around in my head. We had decided to meet at a place we hadn't been to for quite some time. So step 1 was round up the 3 dogs before leaving the house and after clearing the garden of the little presents dogs leave behind, also after clearing away in the kitchen and rounding up walking shoes. Step 2 resuming driving which also resulted in taking a route I hadn't planned. Step 3 was getting almost there but taking the wrong turn at a - thankfully - quiet roundabout, stopping and phoning friend to say that I was nearly there, turning around and going back over for the correct exit. Step 4 arrive at destination and find a parking spot. Step 5 take shoes off, gather things together and exit the car, normally this would be a very successful outcome. However, before exiting car I realise I have put my car key in a safe place but goodness only knows where that is! Spend 10 to 15 minutes checking and rechecking pockets in jeans, coat (4 external, 2 internal), fleece jacket etc 2 or 3 times. Check under seats, behind the seats, in the glove compartment, under the car for good measure. Try sitting both in driver's seat and passenger seat in the hope it triggers a memory. Finally success in finding keys, do a celebratory jig without losing balance!! All in all a successful outcome! Lovely walk, there was even a little sunshine between light showers and hopefully I might have built a little muscle (it all counts in a female over 60!)

Struggles with the MonSter! 😂

[jimeka in reply to Ali_B62]

😂 where did you find the keys? 🦋

[Ali_B62 in reply to jimeka]

In a zipped pocket in the back of my handbag where I must have safely deposited them and forgotten, 😂 handbag had also been searched, front and inside. It was while I sat and thought awhile that I suddenly realised my handbag had been on the passenger seat and I push my door keys in there quite often! Simples when not rushing! ☺

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to Ali_B62]

I would have been popping a Xanax in the middle of all that Ali_B62 🤣😂 🤗 💕 glad you found them!

J🌌

[jackiesj in reply to Ali_B62]

way to go!Honestly, id quit halfway but you didi it!

[Juliew19673]

Scarey! Glad you realized to just "Relax - it will come back to me"

[greaterexp]

I saw a quilt pattern the other day called, "Amish Bar." All I could think of was "A guy walks into an Amish bar..." I was laughing hysterically at my own joke, but when I shared it with my husband, he didn't see anything funny about it at all. Why does it automatically make something more funny when someone else doesn't get the joke?

[falalalala in reply to greaterexp]

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to greaterexp]

I get it if that counts for anything

[Jazzihorsecat in reply to greaterexp]

❤💗💐LOL!😛😃 i too get it Greater...love ya!💗😻🐾😸😺🐈🐱🐺👏Blessings💐---Jazzy🌹💜

[jackiesj in reply to greaterexp]

I just saw that quilt for sale(oh my the price!) when they dont get it WE have a secret!hahahaha

[Jazzihorsecat]

👍💗❤😃Yes, it truly is jackies! Ok, Meanwhile, I get hungry, I go into kitchen, open frige & just stare & stare inside, then after bout 20 mins of just standing there staring inside, I scratch my head & wonder what am I doing here again?!😃😃🐈🐾😻😸M.S. brain frog! 😛😝😜Ugh! BUT LOL!😃❤💗Many Blessings to ya & Prayers🙏Love Ya!---Jazzy🌹💜

[jackiesj in reply to Jazzihorsecat]

You are called a ….wait for it....teenager! That is what we did as kids.Dont you remember mom saying..what ya standing there waiting for it to jump out at you?

[jackiesj]

what do you get if you mix a snowman and vampire......frostbite!