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A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.

"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.

"$345," says the doctor.

"$345!!?" the lady asks.

"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

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I love the fact that we are able to make jokes, not just constantly focus on our health situations. This is very healthy. Love it. God bless

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Michael56

Yes and that's a fact, we have what we have but it doesn't mean you cant enjoy life and laugh now and again, happy days!

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Aime

Keep the jokes coming!! Regards Aime x

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