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Sir Lewis Downthehallontheleft
Sir Lewis was an extraordinary man who once walked the length of Cardigan Pike blindfolded. He also raised thirteen step children after his wife died in a farming accident. He won slimmer of the year and the Norris Prize for chemistry.
He died of heart failure in battle after contracting herpes before the event and dying while being tormented about the 'gargantuan' cold sore crawling across his face.