I see several specialists, averaging one every three months. Generally I wake at 6AM to have time enough for a shower, shaving and caffeine before the visit. This morning my alarm failed and I woke 15 minutes before my scheduled exam.
I washed my face, gulped down two large mugs of coffee, found clean clothes to wear and dug out an old electric shaver. Generally it's a good day when I can do everything plus have time for a BM. And today all the stars aligned in my favor. I had a BM...yay!...then I drove to the appointment as I was shaving.
I found the room but was 5 minutes late. As I was putting chairs out the Yoga instructor arrived. I apologized and she did the same, saying her cat normally wakes her up and today he hadn't. We got into a discussion about her cat and I suggested she get him to a vet.
The symptoms were he was sitting in the litter box unable to pee. In male cats 90% of the time that means the cat has a urinary obstruction preventing them from peeing. If seen soon enough it's an easy treatment, if not seen soon enough they'll have urine poisoning and won't survive.
Good news, she got the cat seen and problem fixed.
I seldom have adventurous doctor visits.